It’s that time again.
Sybil is so excited for the annual CRASS leadership training conference in Hoboken, New Jersey, she can almost wet herself. However, she cannot fly. She does not want to fly, actually. It is not that she is afraid to fly; she just WON’T.
Miss Sybil has an aversion to flying. She does not plain like it and will not do it.
“I would rather take the train. That is the way to travel.” Miss Kibble barks to Mack E. Avelli, Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS) CEO.
“Do what you want, you’re going to do it anyway. Plus it will save the company money” replies Mr. Avelli.
“Oh, I cannot wait! This is going to be so fun!” Sybil bursts out loud, as she runs around the office with great excitement. “I wonder what city I will see first? “Columbus? Toledo? DeMoranville? This is going to be AWE-some!” Sybil brags, while the rest of the office shakes their collective heads, and sighs.
Sybil has been on her train for 14 hours. She has not slept all night due to the woman behind her who was snoring and the toddler who has been wailing for the past hour.
An assistant conductor walks by. “Excuse me, what time will we be to Hoboken?”
“This train does not go to Hoboken. Your ticket says Newark.”
“What time, then?” snaps Sybil.
“We are running five hours behind.”
The train eventually pulls into Newark, after driving backward through a muddy lake, slowing for eight freight trains and stopping for six.
Sybil misses her shindig by two hours and takes the lonely train home, and her bragging rights with her.
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