Brandon’s Imbecile Machines

Black-and-white cartoon of a man standing at a used car lot, next to oversized, lifted trucks with extra large wheels. A sign in the background reads: "Brandon's Imbecile Machines. Free Roses For the Ladies. Coming Soon: Crotch Rockets."

Brandon’s Imbecile Machines

Owned and operated by Kankakee’s own good ol’ boy Brandon Dixon, Brandon’s sells used compensationmobiles, offering free roses for the ladies. Coming Soon: Crotch Rockets! BURRRRRRRRRPPPFAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTTPPHHHLPTTTTT!

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