This Is Not The Spam You Are Looking For, Pat.

Junk email broker, failing film student and sociopath Pat Oswald Splatt ventured to the Kankakee Spam convention with his new email harvest, hoping to rake in new customers.

Sadly, Pat was disappointed. Awww…Pat, sucks to be you.

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