Not sold at a Wally Green’s corner near you, these designs are exclusively sold on TeePublic (though we will not judge you if you buy a Turd Machine).
Does coffee make you poop? Don’t tell Bern Cacca, or she’ll steal them to burn in her fireplace.
Maybe you need a notebook to write down all the times hunbots like Doris Krabalsky tried to sell you pyramid scheme crap.
Instead of buying from a snake-oil salesman, try buying arts from us.