Category: humor

Set It To Stun

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It’s not a laser

It’s not a razor

It’s not a phaser

It’s not a taser

We don’t know what it is, but it’s coming soon to Wally Green’s.

“I want it! I want it!” — Kankakee sociopath and petty criminal Pat Splatt.

The Galaxy’s Best Job Fair

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Darth Vader wanted to find a new way to raise money to build another Death Star, so he started selling a multilevel marketing scheme.

Happy Singles Appreciation Day!

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Happy Singles Awareness Day from the crew at MoronicArts!

Why be alone, when you could be with Damien, president of the Bourbonnais Mens’ Rights Activists Club?

Live From Her McMansion, It’s Sybil Kibble!

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Have you always wanted a life-size Sybil Kibble Barbie doll? Neither did we. Be sure to call in now before they run out!

Terrance And Phillip Air

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No wonder Sybil Kibble cannot fly. Kankakee County fart-addicts Damien Hurlbutt, Bernadette Cacca, and Wally Green all fly the same airline, powered by flatulence. I hope it is well ventilated.

Madeline Clowns Around

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Kankakee slumlord, cheapskate and overt narcissist Madeline Topolla-Teirant is trying to get her life back in balance during her Moronic Half-Assets (MHA) cross-country tour, coming soon to Utica, New York!

Fat clown balances on a ball while juggling, falls off

Wally Green’s Early Concept Designs

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At age 12, Kankakee inventor of useless crap and future drugstore owner put on his thinking cap to draw up some rather…interesting concept sketches for an invention he started selling on late night TV. Yeah.