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CRASS Master Account List
Credit Recovery Associates, LLC
9800 Beverly Blvd.
Kankakee, IL

Aboria Systems, Inc.
APAC Customer Services
Aperture Labs
Barely Legal Prepaid Legal Services
Bernadette’s Craptocoin Market
Brandon’s Imbecile Machines
Cyberdyne Systems
H Corp
Kankakee’s Best Low-Income Housing
Macaronisoft Corporation
Moronic Half-Assets (MHA)
Peppi’s Portapotties
RIAA Corporation
SeeError Games
Spectra Couture
Skynet Cyberdyne Systems
Teirant Cinema-13
Tyrell Corporation
Umbrella Corporation
Wally Green’s Drugstores
Weyland-Yutani Corporation


Top Secret Testing Room at Area 21
Manteno, Illinois

CRASS Corporate Memo 

To: allcrassstaff-l

Subject: MEDDLE – Make Every Debt Disbursement Level Exponential

From: Mack E. Avelli, CRASS CEO

Re: New Corporate Initiave to Increase Adherance to Production Standards

Make every customer’s debt yours by making their debt matter. Attempt to double-down on every call. For every collection attempt that results in at least 200% collection rate of the debtor’s  maximum requested payment agreement, each Collections Representative shall receive a bonus of no greater than double their normal bonus.

Competition is fierce. The Holiday season is coming up. Your family wants presents. You want to impress them. Do not take a chance on them not getting what they want. Roll the dice in your favor!

Collect your Form 4 and have each completed signed by Ms. Tara Bull before payroll closes for verification. Remember to sign your timesheets!


Mr. Mack. E. Avelli
Chief Operating Officer
Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS)

This memo brought to you by the letters M A C K.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

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