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CRASS Master Account List
Credit Recovery Associates, LLC
9800 Beverly Blvd.
Kankakee, IL
3T
Aboria Systems, Inc.
APAC Customer Services
Aperture Labs
Barely Legal Prepaid Legal Services
Brandon’s Imbecile Machines
Cyberdyne Systems
Enron
H Corp
Macaronisoft Corporation
MCI-Worldcom
Peppi’s Portapotties
RIAA Corporation
SeeError Games
Spectra Couture
Skynet Cyberdyne Systems
Tyrell Corporation
Umbrella Corporation
Weyland-Yutani Corporation
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Top Secret Testing Room at Area 21
Manteno, Illinois
CRASS Corporate Memo
To: allcrassstaff-l
Subject: MEDDLE – Make Every Debt Disbursement Level Exponential
From: Mack E. Avelli, CRASS CEO
Re: New Corporate Initiave to Increase Adherance to Production Standards
Make every customer’s debt yours by making their debt matter. Attempt to double-down on every call. For every collection attempt that results in at least 200% collection rate of the debtor’s maximum requested payment agreement, each Collections Representative shall receive a bonus of no greater than double their normal bonus.
Competition is fierce. The Holiday season is coming up. Your family wants presents. You want to impress them. Do not take a chance on them not getting what they want. Roll the dice in your favor!
Collect your Form 4 and have each completed signed by Ms. Tara Bull before payroll closes for verification. Remember to sign your timesheets!
Yours,
Mr. Mack. E. Avelli
Chief Operating Officer
Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS)
1-815-555-MACK
This memo brought to you by the letters M A C K.
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