MoronicMerch

Not sold at a Wally Green’s corner near you, these designs are exclusively sold on TeePublic (though we will not judge you if you buy a Turd Machine).

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/24368847-wally-greens-home-of-the-buy-one-get-one-half-off-?store_id=138403

Does coffee make you poop? Don’t tell Bern Cacca, or she’ll steal them to burn in her fireplace.

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/20604412-peppis-portopotties-are-king-and-queen-of-the-thro?store_id=138403

Maybe you need a notebook to write down all the times hunbots like Doris Krabalsky tried to sell you pyramid scheme crap.

https://www.teepublic.com/notebook/20604199-pyramid-scheme-peddler-doris-krabalsky-coming-to-a

Instead of buying from a snake-oil salesman, try buying arts from us.

https://www.teepublic.com/user/moronicarts