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“Are you in the red?
Let us get into your spreadsheets!”
Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS)
Kankakee, Illinois 60901
We bother people for money because We ARE CRASS.
CRASS Master Account List
3T
Aboria Systems, Inc.
APAC Customer Services
Aperture Labs
Barely Legal Prepaid Legal Services
Bernadette’s Craptocoin Market
Brandon’s Imbecile Machines
Cyberdyne Systems
Enron
Expeedia
Ferengi Commerce Authority
GammaLy
H Corp
Kankakee’s Best Low-Income Housing
MyLumpyPillows
MyDAWLy
Macaronisoft Corporation
MCI-Worldcom
Moronic Half-Assets (MHA)
Peppi’s Portapotties
RIAA Corporation
SeeError Games
Soylent Thorn Industries
Spectra Couture
Teirant Cinema-13
Turnip University
Twilight Zone Filers, Inc
Tyrell Corporation
Umbrella Corporation
Wally Green’s Drugstores
Weyland-Yutani Corporation
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Top Secret Testing Room at Area 21
Manteno, Illinois
(Artistic rendering hand drawn by the late Jimmy Rizio)
Community Building Events For The Entire Community! – Coming Soon!
Sponsored by Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS), LLC.
“We take from you, but it’s not bad to give back a little if we want and you should be grateful that we do.”
Medicine Pronouncing Contest
Budgie Racing
Package Opening Competition
School Bus Drag Racing
Licorice Eating Competition
Take Your Parents to Work Day
Frozen Microwaved Meal Cooking Contest
Stinkiest Cigarette Debate
Crotch Rocketeers and Imbecile Machinists Motor Club Meeting
Restaurant Music Review Club – This Month’s Topic: I want a headache. Where can I go to hear the loudest music?
Browser Loading Race — Participation Medals to all who finish!
Five Finger Discounts – Don’t Take Five, Take What You Want to Take
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