It’s not a laser

It’s not a razor

It’s not a phaser

It’s not a taser

We don’t know what it is, but it’s coming soon to Wally Green’s.
“I want it! I want it!” — Kankakee sociopath and petty criminal Pat Splatt.

It’s not a laser
It’s not a razor
It’s not a phaser
It’s not a taser
We don’t know what it is, but it’s coming soon to Wally Green’s.
“I want it! I want it!” — Kankakee sociopath and petty criminal Pat Splatt.
Kankakee student, wannabe filmmaker and socipath Pat Splatt poses for the camera. He sure looks like nice guy, at least he thinks so. What do you think?
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