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1. Bernadette Cacca loves to poop.

2. Sonya Moran flew the coop.

3. Elena Ess has the scoop.

4. Wally’s machines go beep and boop.

5. Sybil Kibble loves to eat.

6. Damien Hurtbutt sure loves feet.

7. Shapeshifting vultures hate defeat.

8. Let’s go Brandon to the lifted truck meet.

9. Barry Reynolds plays his tricks.

10. All these nitwits make me sick.

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