Soap: It puts the clean on your body

What is one thing you can’t live without?

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This is the funniest monologue I’ve seen in a smell:

Seriously, you can buy a bar at the Dollar Tree. Wipe your bum, even if you burn your poopies in the fireplace or load them into your Turd Machine Deluxe. Just wash your hands afterward.

image: color cartoon depicting cartoon poop emojis burning in the fireplace