As much as Bourbonnais communal narcissist and fedora-sporting neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt wanted to attend his big birthday bash, he could not make it because he got stuck on the toilet.
Instead, we bring you these important words from Squirrely Dan.
Let us wish Kankakee’s biggest dog-food fan a happy birthday! We hope your day is a real treat!
Kankakee Elvis impersonator who thinks he is Elvis, Robbie Hurlbutt, posted this billboard to hopefully bring in some birthday cheer. Do you think it will work?
Happy Birthday to Sybil Kibble! We hope your day is a real treat!
Enjoy your doggie dessert!