Kankakee Elvis impersonator and vulnerable narcadoodle Robbie Hurlbutt thinks he is Elvis. He posted this billboard to hopefully bring in some birthday cheer from the single ladies. Do you think it will work? Don’t lock him in the bathroom!
Happy Birthday, Sybil Kibble!
Enjoy your doggie dessert!
Damien’s Super Soft Birthday Message
As much as Bourbonnais communal narcissist and fedora-sporting neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt wanted to attend his big birthday bash, he could not make it because he got stuck on the toilet.
Instead, we bring you these important words from Squirrely Dan.
Happy Birthday Sybil Kibble!
Let us wish Kankakee’s biggest dog-food fan a happy birthday! We hope your day is a real treat!
Birthday Greetings to Sybil Kibble!
Happy Birthday to Sybil Kibble! We hope your day is a real treat!
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