As much as Bourbonnais communal narcissist and fedora-sporting neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt wanted to attend his big birthday bash, he could not make it because he got stuck on the toilet.
Instead, we bring you these important words from Squirrely Dan.
Tag: birthday
Happy Birthday Sybil Kibble!
Let us wish Kankakee’s biggest dog-food fan a happy birthday! We hope your day is a real treat!
Robbie Makes Billboard
Kankakee Elvis impersonator who thinks he is Elvis, Robbie Hurlbutt, posted this billboard to hopefully bring in some birthday cheer. Do you think it will work?
Birthday Greetings to Sybil Kibble!
Happy Birthday to Sybil Kibble! We hope your day is a real treat!
Happy Birthday, Sybil Kibble!
Enjoy your doggie dessert!
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