Manteno bog witch, narcadoodle, and port-a-john proprietor Bernadette Moran Cacca is pooping green with envy because she did not get this brown cake to celebrate her birthday all April Fool’s Month long. Aww, a tiny violin is played in her honor.

Care home manager gets ‘stool scale’ birthday cake from staff because she’s always talking about poo

Here Bernadette, have a sucker.