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Ten ways to ward off cold weather gear enquirers.

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Try these helpful replies to nosey “Where’s your jacket?” spammers:

  1. Busy.
  2. Google it.
  3. At 30,000 feet.
  4. My dog ate it
  5. No you can’t borrow it.
  6. It’s pushing up daisies.
  7. :: random fart noises::
  8. Say the name of a ghost town.
  9. A horse took it.
  10. The network is down.

How to Reply to Nosey Questions

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The next time a nosey moron starts bothering with their unsolicited questions about your business, try these answers!

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