It’s not a laser
It’s not a razor
It’s not a phaser
It’s not a taser
We don’t know what it is, but it’s coming soon to Wally Green’s.
“I want it! I want it!” — Kankakee sociopath and petty criminal Pat Splatt.
Set It To Stun
Tag: comedy
Roasted Spam
The Galaxy’s Best Job Fair
Darth Vader wanted to find a new way to raise money to build another Death Star, so he started selling a multilevel marketing scheme.
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Happy Singles Appreciation Day!
Happy Singles Awareness Day from the crew at MoronicArts!
Why be alone, when you could be with Damien, president of the Bourbonnais Mens’ Rights Activists Club?
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Live From Her McMansion, It’s Sybil Kibble!
Have you always wanted a life-size Sybil Kibble Barbie doll? Neither did we. Be sure to call in now before they run out!
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Moron of the Week Coming Back!
Yes, I love to roast real life morons here on MoronicArts. Because WordPress forced its glitch machine, AKA their “block editor”, the code for the Moron of the Week page broke beyond repair.
Moving forward, I am going to award these buffoons their awards on the main page, creating a new category for their non-fiction nonsense.
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Terrance And Phillip Air
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King and Queen of the Throne
Don’t Overbid
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Madeline Clowns Around
Kankakee slumlord, cheapskate and overt narcissist Madeline Topolla-Teirant is trying to get her life back in balance during her Moronic Half-Assets (MHA) cross-country tour, coming soon to Utica, New York!
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