Tag: community events

MHA – Moronic Half Assets

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Join Kankakee’s newest Vaudeville act, MHA – Moronic Half Assets, across the USA! Kankakee theatre owner and comedian Konrad Teirant joins his dumpster-clown wife, Madeline, in Elvis impersonator Robbie Hurlbutt’s clownmobile as they tour the country! See them before they leave their stop in Utica, New York!

MHA’s 2024 tour dates:

Champaign, IL: February 30

Kankakee, IL: February 31

Gary, IN: April 31

Toledo, OH: June 31

Utica, NY: September 31

Sample Saturday for Sybil

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Sybil Kibble saw this sample table at the store and got so excited! Who cannot resist free food?

Best Friends Forever

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Sybil Kibble with her best friend, PJ Hurlbutt, her grumpy neighbor to whom nobody else talks.

CRASS Community Events

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Kankakee County Events – Coming Soon!

Sponsored by Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS), LLC.

“We take from you, but we give back, too.”

  • Medicine Pronouncing Contest
  • School Bus Drag Racing
  • Licorice Eating Competition
  • Take Your Parents to Work Day
  • Frozen Microwaved Meal Cooking Contest
  • Stinkiest Cigarette Debate
  • Crotch Rocketeers and Imbecile Machinists Motor Club Meeting
  • Restaurant Music Review Club – This Month’s Topic: I want a headache. Where can I go to hear the loudest music?