MHA – Moronic Half Assets

Join Kankakee’s newest Vaudeville act, MHA – Moronic Half Assets, across the USA! Kankakee theatre owner and comedian Konrad Teirant joins his mad clown wife, Madeline, in Elvis impersonator Robbie Hurlbutt’s clownmobile as they tour the country! See them before they leave their stop in Utica, New York!

MHA’s tour dates:

Champaign, IL: February 30

Kankakee, IL: February 31

Gary, IN: April 31

Toledo, OH: June 31

Utica, NY: September 31

CRASS Community Events

Kankakee County Events – Coming Soon!

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  • Medicine Pronouncing Contest
  • School Bus Drag Racing
  • Licorice Eating Competition
  • Take Your Parents to Work Day
  • Frozen Microwaved Meal Cooking Contest
  • Stinkiest Cigarette Debate
  • Crotch Rocketeers and Imbecile Machinists Motor Club Meeting
  • Restaurant Music Review Club – This Month’s Topic: I want a headache. Where can I go to hear the loudest music?