Tag: compensation trucks

At last, we finally know who makes those car warranty calls.

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Kankakee’s Used Imbecile Machine dealer Brandon Dixon thought Out of Warranty Experience called him. Nope — Tyrell Corporation started selling extended auto warranties after Deckard retired the Nexus-6 Replicants in November 2019.

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Brandon’s Imbecile Machines

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Black-and-white cartoon of a man standing at a used car lot, next to oversized, lifted trucks with extra large wheels. A sign in the background reads: "Brandon's Imbecile Machines. Free Roses For the Ladies. Coming Soon: Crotch Rockets."

Brandon’s Imbecile Machines

Owned and operated by Kankakee’s own good ol’ boy Brandon Dixon, Brandon’s sells used compensationmobiles, offering free roses for the ladies. Coming Soon: Crotch Rockets! BURRRRRRRRRPPPFAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTTPPHHHLPTTTTT!