Bourbonnais neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt is buying his mother PJ one of those PeeATon bikes he saw on TV for Christmas. He wants her to lose weight. Isn’t he a real tenderheart?
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Wally the Pet Petter
Wacky Kankakee inventor Wally Green is just kicking himself for not having thought of this invention first. Just think of all the money he could have made from selling them in Wally Green’s Drugstores! Could the special pet person in your life use a Pet Petter?
Kankakee Rap Tune is a Hit with Sybil
Sybil Kibble just discovered her new favorite rapper, right here in Kankakee! If only she was as cool as him…
Music For Morons
Listen to Sybil Kibble’s favorite music. Maybe you will discover new mumble rap and auto-tuned pop songs with which to annoy your co-workers and enemies.
“La Di Da Di Da” — Sybil
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