Tag: daemons

They’re Heeere!

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But not for long with our new Polt-R-Gone!
Spray that spectre with our patented sage blend!

Got a witch in your bog? Hasten that hag’s hustle away from your hedgerow!


Get out the ghouls, daemons too with our maximum-strength, pure sage D-M’n-CON!

But wait, there’s more! Don’t wait another 28 weeks or another 28 days: Prepare yourself for the apocalypse now with our new Zombie Zapper! The undead will just walk right into it…eventually!

Buy one, get one half off (but never free) at your local Wally Green’s! (Not valid in Manteno, sorry!)

Marty The Mailer-Daemon Flirts With Judi Avelli

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Judi Avelli, 20-something wife of the 60-something Mack E. Avelli, enjoys being flirted with by Marty the Mailer-Daemon while her husband is too busy running the crooked Kankakee debt collection firm Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS). She does not care who she dates or flirts with as long as he is evil – dead or alive.

Safety First, Judi.

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Twenty-two-year-old Judithann Avelli, wife of CRASS chief Mack E. Avelli, and unemployed brat really has a thing for daemons. This enquiring mind wants to know whether or not she can get knocked up by those interdimensional hellspawns, therefore she turns to the Internet, just like these guys.