The Turd Machine Deluxe: Bernadette Cacca

Daily writing prompt
The most important invention in your lifetime is…

Manteno’s very own bog witch, entramanure and communal narcadoodle Bernadette M Cacca loves her Turd Machines so much, she mounted one on each wall and windowsill.

“Gotta get rid of that Gothic Diana Ross!”
— Bernadette Moran Cacca, Manteno

She even guards her basement turd vault, full of craptocoins and Newly Formed Turds (N.F.T.s) with one Turd Machine Deluxe on each side.

Poop only, please.