Bourbonnais neckbeard and narcissist Damien Hurlbutt is happy to finally have a new girlfriend to impress, Miss Rachel Shelley of Detroit. Little can he see the thought bubble next to him, as she dreams about her other lover, Kankakee druggie Leon Peeonne.
Katie walked into a Kankakee bar to get a drink, not knowing all the single men would take notice.
Damien really wants to reconnect with a lady he saw in a Kroger grocery store. Do you think she will respond? He fudged his age a bit, typical neckbeard. What do you think?
Sybil Kibble has matched very closely with this single guy. He drives a Chrysler LeBaron just like Sybil does. They could drive off into the sunset in matching cars. Sybil is going to write to him and ask this do-it-yourselfer if he will eat dog food if she fixes it for him.
Damien Hurlbutt sure goes out of his way to impress the ladies. Are you impressed?
Local yokel and poor Elvis impersonator Robbie Hurlbutt has a huge crush on Gothic Diana, lead singer from Kankakee County band The Midnight Supremes.
Robbie stalks Diana on Fakebook and Utube, telling her she is the best diva on earth and she can be the boss of him anytime.
Do you think Diana is impressed?
You should message Damien if:
You think money can buy love. He spends $50.00 on his coworkers’s birthdays, imagine how much he can spend on you.
Bourbonnais, Illinois narcissist and fedora-sporting neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt, nortorious for writing his lunacy letters, posted this new picture to his dating ad on Tindling. What do you think?
Damien’s photo is hot like a lit fart!