CRASS Toilet Paper Giveaway

We want to TP everyone in Kankakee! On April 1st, come over to the headquarters of CRASS and get the scoop on poop! One brand spankin’ new roll for each customer! If you use both sides, it lasts twice as long!

Act now, before you get the runs, I mean we run out!

CRASS Chief Executive Officer

Mack E. Avelli

https://www.facebook.com/crassllc

PS: April Fools!

PPS: Buy Sybil and Jen a ko-fi!

https://ko-fi.com/artbyjenx

CRASS Community Events

Kankakee County Events – Coming Soon!

Sponsored by Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS), LLC.

“We take from you, but we give back, too.”

  • Medicine Pronouncing Contest
  • School Bus Drag Racing
  • Licorice Eating Competition
  • Take Your Parents to Work Day
  • Frozen Microwaved Meal Cooking Contest
  • Stinkiest Cigarette Debate
  • Crotch Rocketeers and Imbecile Machinists Motor Club Meeting
  • Restaurant Music Review Club – This Month’s Topic: I want a headache. Where can I go to hear the loudest music?