This Moron slid into Kankakee debt collector and dog-food enthusiast Sybil Kibble’s inbox and would not let go. Silly scammer, get a hobby.
Tag: debt collection firms
and CRASS, where Sybil works. 😀
CRASS Toilet Paper Giveaway
We want to TP everyone in Kankakee! On April 1st, come over to the headquarters of CRASS and get the scoop on poop! One brand spankin’ new roll for each customer! If you use both sides, it lasts twice as long!
Act now, before you get the runs, I mean we run out!
CRASS Chief Executive Officer
Mack E. Avelli
PS: April Fools!
PPS: Buy Sybil and Jen a ko-fi!
She has the skills that pay the bills, alright
Kankakee Bill Collector Sybil Kibble cannot wait to take her break doubling down on debtors so she can have a snack. Yum!
CRASS Community Events
Kankakee County Events – Coming Soon!
Sponsored by Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS), LLC.
“We take from you, but we give back, too.”
- Medicine Pronouncing Contest
- School Bus Drag Racing
- Licorice Eating Competition
- Take Your Parents to Work Day
- Frozen Microwaved Meal Cooking Contest
- Stinkiest Cigarette Debate
- Crotch Rocketeers and Imbecile Machinists Motor Club Meeting
- Restaurant Music Review Club – This Month’s Topic: I want a headache. Where can I go to hear the loudest music?
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