Silly Billy Sybil’s Soulmate Does Not Exist?

Sybil Kibble, a 60-something Kankakee bill collector who eats dog bones on her lunch breaks hasn’t met her soulmate…until now. All she has to is ask Randy out on a date.

And if Mr. Quaid is says no, there’s always Guillermo.

Sybil Kibble Treats Herself.

After a long week training her team how to screw up their new account Expeedia, lead debt collector and basic babe Sybil Kibble drives her Chrysler LeBaron home from her Kankakee job at Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS) to munch on some of her favorite treats and play with her lighthouse collection. LIVELAUGHLOVE!

Sybil Kibble Trims Her Christmas Tree

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It is that wonderful time of the year. Kankakee bill-collector Sybil Kibble enjoys eating dog food almost as much as she loves bothering strangers probably eating something else to ask for money. To celebrate the things she loves, Sybil decorates her Christmas tree with dog bones with the high hope that Santa brings her money for being a good lil debt collector. Do you think Sybil is on Santa’s good list or naughty list?

Like, whoa! It’s Sybil Kibble’s Birthday!

Kankakee bill collector, LeBaron driver and dog-food connoisseur Sybil Kibble got these dog bones for her birthday. Shhh…don’t tell her it’s people food.

Happy Birthday to the Kibbler!