Eight years? For real real?

Some 500-some-odd silly stories later, we are still pooping up these pretend stories featuring our fake bent carrots.

Unlike ElectronicArts, MoronicArts has not been sold to any private equity firm. We are still made in the USA from recycled electrons, used tissues and hydrogen sulfide.

Will we ever stop? yeah…no. Thank you for reading, please drive through. No coupons required.