Hello Sybil, welcome home. How was your day?”

“Oh hey ma, I’m a ghost host now. This nice ghostie followed me home from Buckstars today. She’s really cool. I met her in the bathroom three years ago. I was just sittin’ down minding my own business when she went right through me.”

“Oh cool! What did it feel like?”

“Very breezy and soothing, like a natural muscle relaxer.”

“You mean supernatural.”