Fan Art — Thank You Smig!

October 10, 2023 ~ Jen ~ 3 Comments

Thank you Christopher “Smig” Smigliano for the birthday fan art! You rock!

Happy Birthday to The Kibbler!

October 10, 2023July 7, 2025 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Kankakee bill collector Sybil Katrina Kibble got mad at her Chrysler LeBaron because it stopped talking to her, and headed out on the bus to grab a treat. Seated ahead of her was Undead Greg Schneissder. “Do you know you’re a zombie?” Sybil asked Mr. Schneissder. Thankfully she kept her brain, because Greg eats poopies to stay alive, he likes the taste better.

Sybil’s ma JoAnn treated her to a Puppacino and she saved the bone for last.

Damien’s Special Birthday Meal

August 10, 2023August 3, 2023 ~ Jen ~ 1 Comment

“Now Mr. Hurlbutt, we have a special treat for you on your birthday! Instead of daily corn-on-the-cob which we know you just love, we have something else!” the guard says as she brings the test subject his tray.

“Oooh boy, oh boy, what is it?” Damien exclaims with glee, orange neckbeard aglow.

“Corn SILK! Enjoy, Daemon!”

“It’s Damien…” the communal narc-a-doodle and former cinema clerk from Bourbonnais frowns with disappointment and melodrama to add sappiness atop sappiness, head in palm drawn down in slow motion because he is an idiot who had tried to break into Area 51.

Happy Birthday Damien!

Like, whoa! It’s Sybil Kibble’s Birthday!

October 10, 2021 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Kankakee bill collector, LeBaron driver and dog-food connoisseur Sybil Kibble got these dog bones for her birthday. Shhh…don’t tell her it’s people food.

Happy Birthday to the Kibbler!