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Bernadette’s New Bop

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Manteno communal narcissist and poopy-burner Bernadette Cacca just discovered her new favorite tune. Maybe she will perform it live for charity on accordion.

Bernadette Cacca Found Her New Best Friend.

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Communal narcissist and poopie-burner Bernadette Cacca wants to go find this chick and shoot poopies at Gothic Diana Ross out her turd machine together.

https://www.distractify.com/p/kaitlin-bennett-exposed-passed-out-drunk

#PoopingForKaitlin

Peppi’s Portopotties Drops Their New Rap Track.

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An old man raps while his middle-aged wife plays accordion outside a building in Manteno, Illinois.

Manteno sociopath Peppi Cacca and his communal narcissist wife Bernadette wish to advertise their business Peppi’s Portopotties on television. Bernadette plays accordion while her husband raps about how they are king and queen of the throne. Look for their new track on AudioCumulus.

Bernadette Thinks She’s Running In Manteno.

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Gothic Diana Ross gives her neighbor the side-eye.

“You know, Bernadette: You cannot exactly drift a car with your suspension out of whack,” Gothic Diana Ross says to her next door neighbor Bernadette Cacca, as she peels out her Manteno driveway for the zillionth time and veers to the side of the road, releasing an awful stench since her oil is running on fumes.

“Are you burning rubber, or are you burning poopies?”

Romance Scammers Are Really Dumb.

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This Moron slid into Kankakee debt collector and dog-food enthusiast Sybil Kibble’s inbox and would not let go. Silly scammer, get a hobby.

Screenshot of a conversation between Sybil Kibble and a scambot.

Oh Snap, My Dealer!

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Kankakee County karaoke king, poor Elvis impersonator and covert narcissist Robbie Hurlbutt was so happy to finally get some people at one of his many gigs. Robbie believes in quantity over quality, or staying “prolific”, as Robbie says. Too bad his speedball dealer showed up.

Happy Singles Appreciation Day!

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Happy Singles Awareness Day from the crew at MoronicArts!

Why be alone, when you could be with Damien, president of the Bourbonnais Mens’ Rights Activists Club?

Terrance And Phillip Air

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No wonder Sybil Kibble cannot fly. Kankakee County fart-addicts Damien Hurlbutt, Bernadette Cacca, and Wally Green all fly the same airline, powered by flatulence. I hope it is well ventilated.

Wally Green’s Early Concept Designs

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At age 12, Kankakee inventor of useless crap and future drugstore owner put on his thinking cap to draw up some rather…interesting concept sketches for an invention he started selling on late night TV. Yeah.