The Card From Damien H.

Neckbeard narcissist Damien Hurlbutt tried really hard to impress his former wife, Lori, while they were married and living in Champaign. Just look at this birthday card he gave her one year! What do you think?

Rock on!

Oh my, Kankakee Elvis impersonator Robbie Hurlbutt only wishes he could be one iota as good as these guys!

“You are what you eat”

— Rammstein

She has the skills that pay the bills, alright

Kankakee Bill Collector Sybil Kibble cannot wait to take her break doubling down on debtors so she can have a snack. Yum!

Damien is Number One Alright

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Bourbonnais, Illinois narcissist and fedora-sporting neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt, nortorious for writing his lunacy letters, posted this new picture to his dating ad on Tindling. What do you think?

Best Friends Forever

Sybil Kibble with her best friend, PJ Hurlbutt, her grumpy neighbor to whom nobody else talks.