Kitty B Just Has to Pee

May 9, 2020March 7, 2021 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Barfly, wacky inventor and wannabe ladies’ man Wally Green cannot wait to hit on the pretty lady Kitty Bortolotti walking by…

A creepy, heavyset, older gentleman stares at a shapely young woman walking by him in a coffeehouse.

Trouble with Kibbles

February 5, 2020May 13, 2020 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Sybil Kibble and her mom, JK, love Kankakee so much they hang out in front of the city sign (maybe a little too much). They need a hobby.

Welcome to the Kibble McMansion!

January 10, 2020 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Kankakee bill collector Sybil Kibble was so happy to finally have a visitor at her McMansion, where she rents her basement to her mother JK, only to discover it was just the letter carrier.

Merry Christmas!

December 25, 2019 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Damien Cannot Wait to See his Mother’s Face.

December 12, 2019December 26, 2019 ~ Jen ~ 1 Comment

Bourbonnais neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt is buying his mother PJ one of those PeeATon bikes he saw on TV for Christmas. He wants her to lose weight. Isn’t he a real tenderheart?

Walking While Distracted

November 30, 2019November 30, 2019 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Kankakee debt collector Sybil Kibble takes a walk around her neighborhood, only to get a call from a bill collector looking for her. Mad because the tables are turned, Sybil pays little attention to the traffic ahead.

Damien Exposed

November 26, 2019June 27, 2021 ~ Jen ~ 1 Comment

Neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt checks his Mens’ Rights Activists (MRA) social media group for new activity, only to find a feminist posing as one of the guys exposed the entire group’s activity. Sucks to be Damien! Maybe try not being an MRA next time, Mr. Hurlbutt?

The Card From Damien H.

October 21, 2019December 17, 2020 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Neckbeard narcissist Damien Hurlbutt tried really hard to impress his former wife, Lori, while they were married and living in Champaign. Just look at this birthday card he gave her one year! What do you think?