Bern Cacca’s Stinky Stickers

Communal narcissist, obnoxious driver and Manteno-based portable-waste operator Bern Cacca went to another Schmucks grocery store hoping to play her favorite drag-race simulator after her out-of-order experience the last time.

Though their Running in the 90s game was also broken, Bern did get to spend her quarters on cleaning out these vending machines instead.

Bern Cacca’s Grocery Store Tantrum

Full colour cartoon of a middle aged, white woman posed with her mouth wide open, pointing at the viewer. An arcade game can be seen in the background wth an "out of order" sign taped to it.

“I drove all the way from Manteno just to play Running in the 90s and it’s broke. Get me the manager!” demands the entitled 43-year old Bern Cacca, throwing a fit like a bratty kid at a Schmucks grocery store.

“I am the manager,” says Brenda who walks away and laughs at Karen, I mean Bern.

Bern says “I should get a free game” as she storms out the store and peels away in her white sedan, thinking she is in a drag race with the other customers.