Meet Lori Brown, estranged former wife of Bourbonnais neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt. A covert narcissist, Damien refers to Lori solely as “Grimace” while actively trying to get back with her so he can emotionally abuse her again. Lori works as a medical billing clerk in Chicago, loves root beer and burning poopies.
Read about Lori here:
Doggie bag anyone?
Kankakee debt collector Sybil Kibble thinks this CRASS page is a real treat:
Kankakee bill collector and dog-food enthusiast Sybil Kibble helped her Ma JoAnn create a Fakebook account. Next, she is going to help her make one of them FaceCalls.
Keep up with the dumb CRASSians here:
Sybil Kibble takes out the trash after Damien stalks her.
Lonely loser and wacky inventor Wally Green hits on all kinds of ladies. Kitty Bortolotti is within his line of vision. What do you think will happen next?
Sybil Kibble and her mom, JK, love Kankakee so much they hang out in front of the city sign (maybe a little too much). They need a hobby.
For neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt, invalidation of others’ feelings is one heck of a drug, as is mansplaining.
Katie walked into a Kankakee bar to get a drink, not knowing all the single men would take notice.
Dysfunctional family portrait starring the Hurlbutts: Robbie, PJ and Damien. Merry Christmas from Kankakee County!