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Doris Krabalsky Peddles Her Crap

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A full-color cartoon of an elderly woman sitting at her computer. Text: Hey hun. I sell Prymerica. Tell a friend (or else I will.)

Doris Krabalsky wants to be a real bossbabe. This snake-oily mama from Kankakee slides emojis and thinly veiled spam into inboxes all over Fakebook, feigning her concern and admiration for the people whom she calls “hun.”

Wanna Buy An Oil?

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Doris Krabalsky is Kankakee town troll Leona Krabalsky’s younger sister who sells essential snake oils, investments you can sell your friends, stinky pink drinks, and other MLM products on the streets. Meet her at midnight. Or look for her ice cream…van.

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