Golden Moron Award: Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s

This is a test of the MoronicArts patience system. It is only a test. AAAAAAAANNNNT!

Had this silly person been an actual friend, any calls, messages or emails would have been mutually exchanged. Any family, friends, neighbors, cops, dogs or birds of any human on this planet could unsubscribe at any time and we do not not sign up readers without their consent, nor do we condone it.

This writer supports their actual friends, cares about their health, shows empathy and does not ghost. This includes actions like exchanging rants, checking on each other, reaching out to a mutual friend or perhaps a neighbor when concerned for their safety, and can stop at any time when requested.

This writer suggests writing as a great outlet for coping with these crazy times and giving out cartoon awards to those who deserve this type of recognition. I now bestow upon this obsessed former fan, the Golden Moron Award.

This concludes any communication about an ex-communicated MoronicArts reader.

Lunacy Letter From Damien

Illinois neckbeard, communal narcissist and movie theater clerk Damien Hurlbutt went off the deep end when his then-wife, Lori, stopped tolerating his verbal abuse and rightfully left him.

He sent this letter to her psychologist and her psychiatrist after she separated from him. Apparently, this ticket clerk thought he knew more about psychology than the licensed clinicians who practice. The latter provider called it a “lunacy letter.” The former said she had never seen anything like it in all her years practicing.

Who makes up this stuff?

Oh yeah, people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD).

Lunacy Letter from Damien