How Sybil Kibble Picks Up Men

Kankakee basic babe, bill-collector and dog-food enthusiast Sybil Kibble has been having a hard time getting the guys, so she is taking Steve’s advice.

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How to Reply to Nosey Questions

The next time a nosey moron starts bothering with their unsolicited questions about your business, try these answers!

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Brandon’s Imbecile Machines

Black-and-white cartoon of a man standing at a used car lot, next to oversized, lifted trucks with extra large wheels. A sign in the background reads: "Brandon's Imbecile Machines. Free Roses For the Ladies. Coming Soon: Crotch Rockets."

Brandon’s Imbecile Machines

Owned and operated by Kankakee’s own good ol’ boy Brandon Dixon, Brandon’s sells used compensationmobiles, offering free roses for the ladies. Coming Soon: Crotch Rockets! BURRRRRRRRRPPPFAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTTPPHHHLPTTTTT!

Terrance And Phillip Air

No wonder Sybil Kibble cannot fly. Kankakee County fart-addicts Damien Hurlbutt, Bernadette Cacca, and Wally Green all fly the same airline, powered by flatulence. I hope it is well ventilated.