Brandon’s Imbecile Machines: Owned and operated by Kankakee’s own good ol’ boy Brandon Dixon, offering free roses for m’ladies. Coming Soon: Crotch Rockets! BRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!
Doris Krabalsky is Kankakee town troll Leona Krabalsky’s younger sister who sells essential snake oils, investments you can sell your friends, stinky pink drinks, and other MLM products on the streets. Meet her at midnight.
Wanna buy a shirt? (With this moron on it)