The Narcissist Brothers – Robbie and Damien Hurlbutt

April 7, 2021 ~ Jen ~ 1 Comment

A black and white drawing featuring concentric circles, a cartoon of an Elvis impersonator and a neckbeard wearing a fedora. Text: Robbie, Damien. Old Supply, New Supply. You Got It, We Want It.
Robbie and Damien — New Supply, Old Supply — You Got It, We Want it.

They know what they want, and they want it right now!

Call D. U. Hurlbutt at 500-FART-NOW

Happy Birthday Damien – August 10th

August 10, 2020January 20, 2022 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Happy Birthday Damien Hurlbutt! We hope you made it out that dumpster okay!

Damien Cannot Wait to See his Mother’s Face.

December 12, 2019December 26, 2019 ~ Jen ~ 1 Comment

Bourbonnais neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt is buying his mother PJ one of those PeeATon bikes he saw on TV for Christmas. He wants her to lose weight. Isn’t he a real tenderheart?

Damien Exposed

November 26, 2019June 27, 2021 ~ Jen ~ 1 Comment

Neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt checks his Mens’ Rights Activists (MRA) social media group for new activity, only to find a feminist posing as one of the guys exposed the entire group’s activity. Sucks to be Damien! Maybe try not being an MRA next time, Mr. Hurlbutt?

The Card From Damien H.

October 21, 2019December 17, 2020 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Neckbeard narcissist Damien Hurlbutt tried really hard to impress his former wife, Lori, while they were married and living in Champaign. Just look at this birthday card he gave her one year! What do you think?

Damien is Sure Hot…

August 10, 2019January 21, 2023 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Like a lit fart!!!

Damien is Number One Alright

July 16, 2019December 17, 2020 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Bourbonnais, Illinois narcissist and fedora-sporting neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt, nortorious for writing his lunacy letters, posted this new picture to his dating ad on Tindling. What do you think?

Damien’s High Fashion

June 5, 2019 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Damien Hurlbutt took this photo of his feet to put on his OKStupid dating ad, because he thinks it will really impress the single ladies out there. Damien thinks he his feet are really impressive. Damien feels he is a foot expert, as he really likes feet and looks at a lot of them. He records barefoot women on the home shopping channels just to watch their feet over and over again.

Damien Admires His Hoard

April 13, 2019April 13, 2019 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Damien admires his hoard, the love of his life. He is thinking of adding this photo to his PlentyOfFlesh profile, to impress the ladies. Size matters, right?