We here at the Moroniverse don’t know how this happened, however we wish we did so we could recreate it.
Was it the OnlySpiders video published that day? Maybe the webcrawlers liked Wally Green’s new dating service for arachnids better than we humans. We won’t judge.
Thank you, and Happy Halloween!
We look forward to seeing little red baby spiders everywhere. Well…bog witch Bernadette does, that is…
Coming soon from Wally Green and D-Mobile: Watch OnlySpiders on your Wallyphone! Not available in our corner drugstores, buy one video get one half off (but never free) on our CrapApp!
Testimonies from our satisfied customers:
“Get your boogie on, spideys!”
— Gothic Diana Ross, Manteno
“I want one in pink to match my Florida room!”
— JoAnn Kibble, Kankakee
“Get a room!”
— Mack E. Avelli, Peotone
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