Classified Ad Fails from the 1990s

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I am glad that stripped kitty got home from the club okay. He must have been cold after taking off his coat.

Perfect food for a green grouch, heh heh heh.

Did Peppi Cacca leave Bern and run for the hills? Let us hope. Then again, maybe not. The couple that poops together, stays together.

Moronic Sign Needs More Letters

No, however I always need more fodder for MoronicArts because of lazy spellers like you. Thanks!

Madeline, You Tried.

Black text on a white background reading "All RESIDNTS…A vacancy exists on the  Board of Commissioner position…"
Property Manager, traveling clown, and overt narcissist Madeline Topolla-Teirant wants all the “residnts” to know there exists a vacancy on the “Board of Commissioner position” at Kankakee’s Best Low-Budget Apartments. Right.