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Tag: science fiction
Wally Green’s New Self-Checkout

To save money on staffing, Kankakee drugstore owner, wacky inventor and barfly Wally Green installed the new HAL 9000 Grocery Scanners in his corner stores, designed by engineering students from the University of Illinois at Champaign-Urbana.
“Quantity needed…Dave.”
“Don’t forget to take your items…Dave.”
“Don’t forget to take your items…Dave.”
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