Merry Christmas!

December 25, 2019 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Damien Cannot Wait to See his Mother’s Face.

December 12, 2019December 26, 2019 ~ Jen ~ 1 Comment

Bourbonnais neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt is buying his mother PJ one of those PeeATon bikes he saw on TV for Christmas. He wants her to lose weight. Isn’t he a real tenderheart?

Damien Exposed

November 26, 2019June 27, 2021 ~ Jen ~ 1 Comment

Neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt checks his Mens’ Rights Activists (MRA) social media group for new activity, only to find a feminist posing as one of the guys exposed the entire group’s activity. Sucks to be Damien! Maybe try not being an MRA next time, Mr. Hurlbutt?

Sybil’s Got a Dating Site Match!

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Sybil Kibble has matched very closely with this single guy. He drives a Chrysler LeBaron just like Sybil does. They could drive off into the sunset in matching cars. Sybil is going to write to him and ask this do-it-yourselfer if he will eat dog food if she fixes it for him.

https://cheezburger.com/9707781/bill-the-tinder-profile-weve-been-waiting-for

Sybil Purina Kibble

November 22, 2019November 22, 2019 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

The Card From Damien H.

October 21, 2019December 17, 2020 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Neckbeard narcissist Damien Hurlbutt tried really hard to impress his former wife, Lori, while they were married and living in Champaign. Just look at this birthday card he gave her one year! What do you think?