How to Get Twitter Spammers to Buzz Off

This Twittiot slid into Sybil’s inbox. Think of all the money she could have made should the spammer continued wasting her time!

More Fun With Spammers – Oh Boy!

This is a spam I got for — you guessed it — spam.

Is a spam for spam a metaspam? I have so many questions and I want none of them answered.

Maybe this guy could use their services.

I wonder if they sell generic spam, also?

I will ask Pat Splatt. Maybe.

Pat Splatt’s Radio Spamvertisement

Kankakee art student, sociopath and junk-emailer Pat Splatt advertises on a pirate radio station his spam-for-hire schemes. He is too lazy to get a real job, so he offers a CD containing 9,000,000 “live” email addresses he freshly harvested, all illegally of course..

Mmmm…Spam.

Image: a color drawing of a skinny man drooling

Kankakee County art student, petty criminal and junk emailer Pat Oswald Splatt drools over the new version of the SpamPerfect data harvester. Yum.

Roasted Spam

These morons keep spamming my business page and I keep on roasting them!

They Built a Bigger Idiot

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https://www.facebook.com/jemi.gilman

There’s not an incinerator big enough for all this spam. Mmmmmm…roasted spam, in a can.