How can we yeet Kankakee County’s biggest fake do-gooder? Let us count the ways.

1. World’s largest slingshot
2. Ejector seat
3. Hide your poopies in another town (Sorry princess, but your turds are in another castle.)
4. Deportation
5. Close washrooms for maintenance.
6. Put her in a cage with a hungry lion. She’s already an undead bog-witch and will reanimate after becoming recycled food.
7. Refuse Craptocoin at your establishment. Have security 86 her after she has a public freakout.
8. Call the HAZMAT team.
9. Run an empathy test (preferably Voight-Kampff). She will get mad after flunking miserably, and yeet herself.