Tag: supernatural horror

Happy UnDeath Day, Greg Schneissder!

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Nobody knows when Manteno’s very own xenophobe, gun-humper and MAGAt Greg Schneissder was born, however we do know that on July 15th, he met his fate down at the bog after communal narcissist, show-tunes cover singer and swamp witch Bernadette Cacca ate him for supper. Then she pooped him out.

The ground shook as the newly undead Greg rose from the rocks, his zombie-fied body now infected with the slow-burn virus on that fateful mid-July day. Bernadette’s farts did not help.

Happy UnDeath Day, Greg!

Safety First, Judi.

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Twenty-two-year-old Judithann Avelli, wife of CRASS chief Mack E. Avelli, and unemployed brat really has a thing for daemons. This enquiring mind wants to know whether or not she can get knocked up by those interdimensional hellspawns, therefore she turns to the Internet, just like these guys.

Be Careful What You Wish For, Lucy Furr

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Lucy Furr, who had bullied an autistic student on their trip to Italy, is tired of working as Hell’s in-processing clerk. “Just sign the register” Lucy tells the newly damned who try and take over. All she wants to do is hand them pamphlets, and the regulations manual. “I wish I could clone myself” the adult bully says at her post. Lucy gets her wish.

Have fun!

Back Into the Bog

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How would it sound if undead Greg and Bog-witch Bernadette made a food baby together?

Willow Croft: The Moroniverse Thanks You!

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Thank you Willow Croft and Horrortree for spreading the good news of MoronicArts! Go check them out and leave a metric tonne of likes!

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The Spooky Six with Willow Croft, Jen, and Jen’s Feline Daughter, Nicki.