Paul Atreides Uses the Weirding Way to Break Fakebook

He who controls the spice, controls the Metaverse.

Please Stand By Your Device…

Due to a rift in the space-time continuum in the Moroniverse, Damien Hurlbutt made a brief appearance yesterday, August 10th. We apologize for the technical difficulties. Damien is back at Area 51, serving as a test subject for fart removal experiments. Thankfully he did not poop out any cakes.