Self-grandiosity does not entitle a person to a Nobel Peace Prize. However, after careful consideration, we here at this wee lil comedy blog called MoronicArts feel honored to bestow this bigly Golden Moron Award, complete with glowing N.F.T (Newly Formed Turd) to the world’s biggest golf cheat, malignant narcadoodle, and wannabe tough guy with an orange spray tan who behaves like a toddler when he doesn’t get what he wants. Even the fictional bog witch Bernadette behaves better than this guy.