This Twittiot slid into Sybil’s inbox. Think of all the money she could have made should the spammer continued wasting her time!
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More Fun With Spammers – Oh Boy!
This is a spam I got for — you guessed it — spam.
Is a spam for spam a metaspam? I have so many questions and I want none of them answered.
Maybe this guy could use their services.
I wonder if they sell generic spam, also?
I will ask Pat Splatt. Maybe.
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Location: San Bruno, California
Politically I am:
The copyright police. Wooo-wooo, don’t go to jail now!
About me:
Due process, what’s that?
I am good at:
Kissing up to the MPAA and RIAA, altering statistics for the heck of it
I am known for:
Knocking down content based off accusations alone; installing annoying commercials with cranked up sound effects and bad, bouncy, boingity music before as many videos as possible. I am not attractive among most of my peers, nor most people on the planet.
Location: San Francisco, California
About me:
Tweet tweet!
I am good at:
Saying things very quickly. See, that was fast!
I am known for:
The 45th President of the USA and his tiny hands. He is my best customer!
Location: Menlo Park, California
Politically I am:
Extremely conservative
About me:
I will tell you only what I want you to know. Shrouded in mystery, I have no support system and I am not good at answering messages.
I am good at:
Giving you updates on stuff you don’t want and not giving you the updates you want.
I am known for:
Useless changes and telling you the same story over and over again. I do not like nudity. Violence is okay.
MoronicArts 
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