Happy V-Day From a Couple of Lovebirds!

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Sybil Kibble thinks these two budgies should get a room. The TV guy agrees.

Trouble with Kibbles

February 5, 2020May 13, 2020 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Sybil Kibble and her mom, JK, love Kankakee so much they hang out in front of the city sign (maybe a little too much). They need a hobby.

Welcome to the Kibble McMansion!

January 10, 2020 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Kankakee bill collector Sybil Kibble was so happy to finally have a visitor at her McMansion, where she rents her basement to her mother JK, only to discover it was just the letter carrier.

Damien Cannot Wait to See his Mother’s Face.

December 12, 2019December 26, 2019 ~ Jen ~ 1 Comment

Bourbonnais neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt is buying his mother PJ one of those PeeATon bikes he saw on TV for Christmas. He wants her to lose weight. Isn’t he a real tenderheart?

Damien Exposed

November 26, 2019June 27, 2021 ~ Jen ~ 1 Comment

Neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt checks his Mens’ Rights Activists (MRA) social media group for new activity, only to find a feminist posing as one of the guys exposed the entire group’s activity. Sucks to be Damien! Maybe try not being an MRA next time, Mr. Hurlbutt?

Sybil’s Got a Dating Site Match!

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Sybil Kibble has matched very closely with this single guy. He drives a Chrysler LeBaron just like Sybil does. They could drive off into the sunset in matching cars. Sybil is going to write to him and ask this do-it-yourselfer if he will eat dog food if she fixes it for him.

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Wally the Pet Petter

November 12, 2019December 16, 2019 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Wacky Kankakee inventor Wally Green is just kicking himself for not having thought of this invention first. Just think of all the money he could have made from selling them in Wally Green’s Drugstores! Could the special pet person in your life use a Pet Petter?

The Card From Damien H.

October 21, 2019December 17, 2020 ~ Jen ~ Leave a comment

Neckbeard narcissist Damien Hurlbutt tried really hard to impress his former wife, Lori, while they were married and living in Champaign. Just look at this birthday card he gave her one year! What do you think?