From zero to 738…

We here at the Moroniverse don’t know how this happened, however we wish we did so we could recreate it.

Was it the OnlySpiders video published that day? Maybe the webcrawlers liked Wally Green’s new dating service for arachnids better than we humans. We won’t judge.


Thank you, and Happy Halloween!

We look forward to seeing little red baby spiders everywhere. Well…bog witch Bernadette does, that is…

A cure for willful ignorance

Daily writing prompt
What’s something you’d love to see in the future, but know you probably won’t live to witness?

As my Aunty Sochelle has put it, this planet needs a cure for this disease called “Stupid by Choice.”

Common names for this affliction are “willful ignorance” and “narcadoodle.”

For now, I just choose to write about that crap and hopefully bring non-ignoramuses some laughs.