Category: Humor

Romance Scammers Are Really Dumb.

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This Moron slid into Kankakee debt collector and dog-food enthusiast Sybil Kibble’s inbox and would not let go. Silly scammer, get a hobby.

Screenshot of a conversation between Sybil Kibble and a scambot.

Oh Snap, My Dealer!

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Kankakee County karaoke king, poor Elvis impersonator and covert narcissist Robbie Hurlbutt was so happy to finally get some people at one of his many gigs. Robbie believes in quantity over quality, or staying “prolific”, as Robbie says. Too bad his speedball dealer showed up.

Set It To Stun

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It’s not a laser

It’s not a razor

It’s not a phaser

It’s not a taser

We don’t know what it is, but it’s coming soon to Wally Green’s.

“I want it! I want it!” — Kankakee sociopath and petty criminal Pat Splatt.

The Galaxy’s Best Job Fair

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Darth Vader wanted to find a new way to raise money to build another Death Star, so he started selling a multilevel marketing scheme.

Happy Singles Appreciation Day!

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Happy Singles Awareness Day from the crew at MoronicArts!

Why be alone, when you could be with Damien, president of the Bourbonnais Mens’ Rights Activists Club?

Live From Her McMansion, It’s Sybil Kibble!

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Have you always wanted a life-size Sybil Kibble Barbie doll? Neither did we. Be sure to call in now before they run out!

Terrance And Phillip Air

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No wonder Sybil Kibble cannot fly. Kankakee County fart-addicts Damien Hurlbutt, Bernadette Cacca, and Wally Green all fly the same airline, powered by flatulence. I hope it is well ventilated.